What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you,

[Jazzy]

but was not your fault?

 

[Mandy]

Throwing up in school, not in a bathroom.

 

[Jazzy]

Dove off a diving board at a local pool and when I surfaced, the top of my bathing suit was missing. There were boys in the pool and they had it. They were tossing it back and forth between them and wouldn't give it back to me. I had to swim over to the lifeguard and ask him to get my top back. Lesson learned: Do not wear a two piece bathing suit when planning to dive off diving boards.

 

[Howard]

Answering the door bare naked. Thought it was my wife. Turned out it was an old man who was a Jehovah's Witness.

 

[Evil Eye]

Answering the door bare naked. Thought it was my wife. Turned out it was an old man who was a Jehovah's Witness.

What did he say?

 

[Howard]

What did he say?

He started laughing really hard.