The Lame Joke Thread!

[Ghoul]

Share your puns and dad jokes here!


Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party?

Because he is a fungi to be with.

 

[APS]

Once a king always a king but once a knight is enough

 

[Jazzy]

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

 

[APS]

The constipated mathematician who tried to work it out with a pencil.

 

[APS]

I went for a Brain scan last week and the scanner came up "Object not found".

 

[Jazzy]

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.