The Lame Joke Thread!

Ghoul

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Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party?

Because he is a fungi to be with.
 

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Once a king always a king but once a knight is enough :)
 

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The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
 

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The constipated mathematician who tried to work it out with a pencil.
 

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I went for a Brain scan last week and the scanner came up "Object not found".
 

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There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
 
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